RULE 1 OF TUMBLR: Must reblog the creator every time he appears on your dash.
if it wasn’t for him, I wouldn’t have met some of the best people I have in my life right now.
plus its nice to put a hot guy on someones dash
HE LOOKS JUST LIKE A FRIEND OF MINE
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill